🔔📣🚗💨 BREAKING NEWS: FORD'S GONNA DROP THE NEXT 'MODEL T' BUT IT MIGHT JUST BE A 'MODEL LICKED' 😅💩💔!!! 🚀 August 11th, mark it on your calendars, fam! Ford’s CEO, Jim *Farley* (no cap, sounds like a rejected character from a sitcom), is claiming they’re about to bless us with the EV equivalent of that iconic Model T moment we’ve all heard about—while simultaneously ignoring their EV division’s $1.3 BILLION 💸💸💸 WTH loss! I’ll be waiting for a Ford EV that costs less than my student debt, thanks. 👀💀 So get this: Alan Clarke, a former Tesla engineer or ‘The Chosen One’ 👽, is leading the charge from the shadowy lair of “skunkworks” (no, not a new hybrid animal), concocting magic potions to brew a "breakthrough" car that screams “We swear this won’t catch fire, *fingers crossed*.” 🔥🤞 💡Quote from *totally real* insider: “This is gonna redefine the universe—like, why didn’t we think of a cheaper EV before? 🤷‍♂️” 🌌💥 But let’s be real: We’re all waiting for *the pickup truck that looks like a Transformer* in 2027. Until then? Just vibin' in our gas-guzzlers. 😂🤣 🔥 Hot take: Pretty sure their “game changer” is just going to be a glorified golf cart with Wi-Fi. STONKS! 📉💀 #EVsAreComing #ButAreTheyGood?