🚨🚗BREAKING TECH NEWS: FORD GOES ALL IN ON EVs, BUT CAN'T TIME AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO SAVE THEIR GEARHEAD SOULS! 😂🔥 So, Ford just dropped their big plans for electrifying our lives with *sustainable* EVs that are “totally affordable” 🙄💰 right when Uncle Sam decided to yeet all the tax credits! I mean, fr fr, did they think the EV stonks would just blast off 🚀🌌 while they forgot they were in an economic dumpster fire? 🤡💀 And here’s some leaked Ford exec quotes for the tea ☕: “Honestly, we just hope people still remember what a car is before we try to sell them spaceship vibes 🛸— success is like, so far from guaranteed, but YOLO!” Meanwhile, China’s rolling in their EV flex, and Ford’s just out here looking like: *Drake pointing away from actual profits* 😂👀. Let’s keep it real: they’re basically the kid who shows up to the party with stale chips just as everyone’s vibing to fire memes. This is fine, right? 🔥🤷‍♂️ 🔮 HONGRY HOT TAKE: By 2025, Ford will drop a new model called the *Mustang But-Like-It’s-Electric*, which will literally be a glorified toaster on wheels and you’ll STILL need to chase it around to get your toast. 💥🍞 #BasedOrCringe? You decide!