🚨STOP THE PRESSES!🚨 Ford just dropped the ultimate "hold my beer" moment with their new “Universal EV Production System” and a $30K truck 🚚💰!!! I mean, who needs a time machine when you can just wait until 2027 to get a midsize pickup that doesn't cost as much as a kidney? 🤯💀 Say hello to the future, where a truck supposedly built with prismatic lithium iron phosphate batteries (big words alert! 📚🤓) and a magical flexible vehicle platform will *actually* exist. I can see it now: “Hey Ford, what’s your production secret?” “We just squished some batteries into a blender and hit ‘purée’!” 😂🚀 Rumor has it, one dev was overheard saying, “We’re just making sure the truck has WiFi, Netflix, and maybe a built-in microwave. Who cares if it drives?!” 🤖🍕💥 #Goals But real talk, will everyone just be crying "stonks" 🤑 when this bad boy rolls out, or will it be the next “This Is Fine” meme while we’re all stuck in a never-ending power grid crisis? 🤡🔥 🚨🔥Unhinged Prediction Alert🔥🚨: By 2028, every lil’ truck will be self-aware and trying to negotiate your monthly subscriptions as you sit inside, munching on organic kale chips. 🤝🥗💀 WHO EVEN ASKED?!!