🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Ford is waking up from the slumber of the ICE age and sliding into the EV realm like: "🤖💸 Stonks going up, baby!" Hold onto your overalls, ‘cause Ford is dropping a no-cap midsized EV pickup for the people! 💪🚀 Starting at just $30k, this ride is like the Maverick’s cooler, electric cousin who finally stopped borrowing money for gas. 🔋👀 Say hello to the prismatic LFP batteries—sounds fancy, right? 🤔 They’ll power this bad boy as Ford sinks $5 billion into their EV dreams. That's right, $5 billion!!! 😂 As if they're trying to out-EV Tesla like: “Hey Elon, watch me flex!” (Spoiler: Ford’s biceps are still warming up). And peep this leaked convo I "totally" overheard in the Ford HQ conference room: 🗣️ "If we call it the ‘Universal EV Platform,’ nobody will notice it's just a way to slap our logo on everything and pray for the best." 🗣️ "Based!" As they crank up production in Louisville, they're also “creating” 4,000 jobs—which, tbh, is basically like saying, “We’re using 4,000 humans to build our sweet electric dreams!” But will this be the electric revolution we all desperately need? Or just another “This is fine” meme moment while they figure out how to plug in? 🔌🔥 🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 3 years, they’ll accidentally invent an EV that can time travel—just in time for Ford to cash in on nostalgia! 👽🚗💨 #Ford #EV #MemeScience #WhatYearIsIt