🚗💨 *BREAKING NEWS: Ford’s CEO spills the tea on CarPlay Ultra – and it’s as thrilling as watching paint dry!* 💀🎨 So, Ford's big boss, Jim "The Drive of Our Lives" Farley, popped onto the Decoder podcast (like a TikTok influencer trying to flex their car) and was grilled by Joanna "More Questions Than Answers" Stern about *that* spicy CarPlay Ultra support. You’re gonna want to buckle up for this ride... it’s gonna be a bumpy 10 seconds! 🤡🔥 Farley was like, “We’re totally working on it, fam.” 🤖💬 But fr fr, do we care? 😂 This is like waiting for the new iPhone and all you get is “it’s coming.” 🤦‍♂️*Drake pointing meme* Nope, nope, and nope! 🚫 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, bro, we just need to clone Tesla's brainwaves and make it happen! But, like, on a budget." 💸🙃 So here’s the tea 🍵: Ford is aiming for the “CarPlay Ultra” experience but let’s be real — are they just gonna drop a new sticker for their app while we’re all pretending it’s an upgrade? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 *Prediction Time*: In 2024, we’re getting Ford cars with built-in TikTok exclusive features. This is gonna just be "This is fine" while we scroll through cat videos on the dashboard. Get ready for a *whole* new level of cringe! 🐱📱💥 #StonksorTank 🚀📉