🚗💰 BREAKING: Ford finally woke up from their 1970s nap and decided to team up with Amazon—yep, the same Amazon that sells you toilet paper and a 20-pack of rubber duckies 🦆🛒. Buckle up, folks, 'cause we're about to roll into the wild world of used car sales! 🤡💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: Ford’s like, “Hey Amazon, help us boost our used car sales!” And Amazon’s like, “Sure, but we're adding a 20% Prime fee if you wanna return that '93 Taurus that smells like regret." 🔥🤣 In a jaw-dropping twist—plot twist of the century 💥—Amazon Autos (yes, that exists) originally started with shiny new cars. Now they’re diving into pre-owned wheels like your buddy at the bar diving into your mom’s lasagna. #Based 🤌🔄 Leaked Developer Quote: “I just wanted to sell cars, not deal with the smell of old french fries.” - Anonymous Ford Dev, probably. Get ready for this combo: It’s like if Real Housewives met Fast & Furious but with more emotional baggage 🚀. I can see it now: “This is fine” memes everywhere as Ford drivers show up to test drive a car that smells like a bad decision. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, we'll be buying used cars on OnlyFans. "Stonks," you ask? No cap, it’s the future! 💸💸