🚨💸 Yo fam, have you heard the news? Fomo just scored a WILD $17M Series A from Benchmark, ballooning their war chest to a juicy $19M. They’re trading like hotcakes too, pulling in a diabolical $20M-$40M DAILY! 😱💰 Listen, if you’re not using Fomo while simultaneously questioning ALL your life choices, are you really living? 🤡💀 You might as well be over there sitting in a corner, sipping on your "this is fine" coffee while the crypto kids are cranking out stonks like there's no tomorrow. 🚀🔥 So what’s the secret sauce, you ask? I imagined Se Yong and Paul in a dark room, wearing hoodies and chatting like this: **Paul**: "Dude, let’s just call it Fomo. Isn’t that every crypto trader's lifestyle?" **Se Yong**: "Fr fr, it’s either this or we become full-time TikTok dance influencers." 😅 But hold up—can we take a moment to appreciate how EVERYONE is jumping on the crypto bandwagon like it’s the last bus to stonk town? 🚍💥 Ready for the hot take? 🤯 In 2030, we’ll see more crypto trading apps than actual humans. Brace yourselves for the FOMO apocalypse! 🔥🔮 #FomoOnTheRise #CryptoChaos