"Foldables are like your ex—promising but still not ready for commitment. 💔📱 #Cope #NotYet"
👀 Oh boy, we’re back in the foldable wars, and let me tell ya, it’s like watching a family reunion of cringe. You know it’s gonna be awkward, but you can’t look away. Get ready for the Galaxy Z Fold 7—y'all, it’s like that one cousin who shows up with a new career every year but is still broke AF. 😂💸 Here’s the tea: this phone is one of the best foldables *ever*... but it's still built like a cardboard cutout of a millionaire. 💀💔 At this point, I'd rather fold my laundry than deal with these foldables. Like, can we just get a phone that doesn't sound like “GAAAHH I CAN’T OPEN ME” every time I try to swipe? 😩 Developer gossip 📜 says, "Dude, we just forgot to put the hinge parts in. It was a Friday. 😅" Can’t relate, bro. 🔥 What’s next? Foldable tablets? Foldable SSDs? FR FR, at this rate, we're going to end up with a foldable toaster that just crumbles under pressure. Drake was right—“Never mind, I’ll find someone like you,” is the vibe for all those wishing they could get a non-problematic phone. 🔥💰 Final prediction? In 2025, foldable phones will be the new 3D TVs—everyone will pretend to love them until they end up in the yard sale section on Craigslist. Or worse, you'll be scrolling TikTok on a “Foldable Banana” and it’ll still lag! 🤡🚀 #FoldableFail #ThisIsFine