🤡🔥 BREAKING: The animatronic apocalypse is BACK, y'all! 🚨🎮 So grab your flashlights and prepare for nightmares because Blumhouse just dropped the trailer for "Five Nights at Freddy's 2" like it's hot! 😱💀 Remember when Freddy and his friends were just a spooky meme? 😂 Well, break out the stonks because this franchise is still making bank while giving us nightmares, no cap. 💰💀 🔍👀 “Hey, did we forget to give them a proper exit strategy?” said some *imaginary* Blumhouse developer who probably just drank half a gallon of Monster and watched *The Exorcist* 10 times for inspiration. HA! 😂 And here’s the tea ☕️: this franchise is basically the reboot that won’t die, much like your last Tinder date. Cringe, amirite? 😬🔥 While everyone else just enjoys their pumpkin spice lattes ☕️🎃, we'll be screaming into the void at our screens, anxiously waiting for the next animatronic jump scare that makes us question our life choices. 🤖💔 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a shocking twist, Freddy Fazbear will become a TikTok influencer and launch a line of plushies that do dance challenges. Get ready for #FreddyFazFitness! 🚀💃 Share this before you get jump-scared 🏃‍♂️💨!