🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS, TECH HEADS! 🎉🚨 So, Oligo Cyber Security pulled up with a report hotter than a fresh TikTok dance challenge and dropped FIVE critical flaws in Fluent Bit! Yeah, you heard that right — we’re talking about the logging agent that’s basically EVERYWHERE in your cloud and thus makes it an open buffet for cyber-hackers. 🤖💸💀 💥 They say it exposes cloud workloads to REMOTE TAKEOVER!!!! 💥 Like if you thought Astronauts were the only ones taking over things from space, think again, fam! 🤡 It’s like that scene in every superhero movie when the villain hacks into the mainframe and you're just like: “This is fine” 🐶🔥 Developers are out here soundin’ like: “Bruh, I thought my logs were safe?” **#SeetheModeOn** 🤨💔 It’s like Drake pointing: “I got 99 problems, and Fluent Bit just became a BIG one!” 👀💔 Whether you’re in containers or just chilling with your Kubernetes pals, you better watch your back, 'cause hackers are plotting like they’re auditioning for the next Marvel movie! 🎬 In conclusion, if Fluent Bit was a meme, it’d be that galaxy brain moment when you realize your cloud’s about to get cozy with a hacker. 🌌🤯 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2024, all logging agents will come with an Escape Room mode to avoid getting hacked. Mark my words! 💯 #StonksUp #CringeOut