🗣️🔥 ATTENTION, FLORIDA! THE SUNSHINE STATE HAS GONE FULL 🔒 ON PORN! 😱💥 Let’s break it down: Florida is suing a *literal* buffet of adult websites (you know, the ones you pretend you don’t visit when your mom walks in) over age verification laws 📜. Yeah, it’s like they’re trying to put a bouncer at the club but forgot to hire someone over 25. 🤡 Miami Vice attorney James Uthmeier is on the case, coming in hot with a lawsuit aimed at XVideos, XNXX, BangBros, and—hold your breath—Girls Gone Wild (the ultimate flashback to cringey 2000s parties). Uthmeier said these companies are “willfully preying on the innocence of children.” Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out how *not* to be a boomer while scrolling through TikTok. 💀 Now, this might sound like a meme apocalypse, but here’s the tea: it’s not just about clout-chasing content. They’re also looking at social media, so brace yourselves, TikTokkers of Florida; you might need to show your birth certificate at the next dance challenge. 😱 Leaked quote from an "industry insider": “But like, how do we even get kids to verify their age? Do we just ask them to count? 😂” 🔥 Predictions? I predict we’ll soon see a new social media app for kids. The catch? It comes with a mandatory “age filter” that only allows grandma’s cat pics. What a vibe. 🚀👵 Stonks? More like *NO STONKS* if you're trying to cash in on minor memes 🤑. Florida, do better. 💩