🚨 Breaking News, Fam! 🚨 So you thought we were done with cringe surveillance tech, huh? 🕵️‍♂️💀 NOT TODAY! Flock, the ultimate Karens of license plate readers, just pulled a power move and told US agencies, “Nah, fam, you ain’t getting anymore of our spicy camera footage!” 🔥🚫 That’s right, California, Illinois, and Virginia just told ICE and questionable abortion lookups to seethe and cope! 👀💰 Like, did Flock just join the Resistance? 🌌💪 Some leaked convo has our boy at Flock saying, “We didn’t sign up to be the *snitches* of the tech world! We don’t want a side of oppression with each plate scan, thank you very much!” 🤡💬 Meanwhile, some tech bros be like, “Bro, I thought we were all about the stonks!” as they furiously refresh their stock apps. 📈🤣 But let’s keep it a whole snack here: ever heard of self-awareness? This is the same industry that’ll sell your data for a beer and a pizza. 🍕💔 🔮 Unhinged Prediction: In 5 years, the only thing more invasive than Flock’s cameras will be your fridge telling your boss that you're working from home... while raiding it for snacks! 🚀🤖 Get your tinfoil hats ready, fam, this ain’t over! 🌪️💥 #FlockOff