💀💁‍♀️ **BREAKING: FLO-APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!** ✨🔥 Hold onto your wine glasses 🍷 because Flo Health just dropped a bombshell, and no, it’s not another cat meme! 🤖💥 They’ve launched **Flo for Perimenopause**—the app that’s basically the Avengers of women’s health but for the “plz stop everything, I’m melting” phase between menstrual cycles and menopause! 🦸‍♀️🚀 Imagine the chaos of your last “girl’s night out” but instead of margs 🍹 it’s all about hot flashes and mood swings! This is prime time for “I am literally ON FIRE,” and Flo is here with features to help you navigate that drama like a pro! 🥵💖 One developer was quoted saying, “Honestly, we thought about making it a dating app for ice cream. But then we remembered women need support more than they need sprinkles! 🍦😱” Drake is out here pointing left 👈 (to menstrual days) and pointing right 👉 (to the dreaded menopause) while the Flo app is like, "Get in, loser! We're going to menopause!" It’s a whole vibe, fr fr. In conclusion? I predict that the next feature will include a built-in fan for your Chosen One™ hot flashes. 🔥 And mark my words, this app will be the *FORCE* that turns me into your favorite conspiracy theorist! 👽💥💰#ThinkingCapOn 🌌 Welcome to the future, where perimenopause is just another word for meme goldmine. Stonks! 📈🚀💸