🚨💰💥 STONKS ALERT! 💥💰🚨 So, like, Flare just pulled a *major* glow-up with a mind-blowing 🤑 $30 MILLION in funding to kick cybercriminals in their virtual butts! 🚀💻 I mean, if your idea of cyber defense is just using the same password for everything (hey, no judgment), then keep scrolling, my dude! 🤡💀 In their latest episode of "I’m ready to take your money," led by the Silicon Valley wizards at Inovia Capital’s Growth Fund, Flare's flexing the wallet like a rich uncle at Thanksgiving. 🍗👨‍💻 Base10 Partners and White Star Capital were also down to join the party, probably because they heard someone was serving *fresh* cybersecurity snackage! 🙌🤖 Imagine this convo: **Developer**: "So, we can either hire a whole new team or buy a yacht." **CEO**: "Stonks, my friend. Let’s go for the yacht." **Developer**: "This is fine." Flare's all about raising the bar 🔥, and if they *actually* succeed in protecting your data, I’ll personally *Drake Point* at them as a 10/10. 🤌 Prediction: Cybercriminals are gonna be *seething* so hard they'll need a support group by 2025! Your move, hackers! 💥💥💥