🚨🚗💥 BREAKING: A new startup has decided that car dealerships are just *too* old-fashioned for their own good. Enter Flai, the AI overlord that’s here to obliterate phone trees!!! 🥳💰 #StonksUp Word on the street is that these dudes just snagged a whopping $4.5 million in seed funding. *Seed funding?* More like *weed funding* because this idea is LOADED with *high* potential. 💨🔥💸 **Leaked dev chat:** 👨‍💻: “We’re turning car sales into a Tinder date.” 👩‍💻: “What, because they always ghost you?!” 👨‍💻: “More like swiping right to avoid phone trees. 😤📞” This is a W for AI and a massive L for anyone who's ever tried to listen to a car dealership’s automated phone system. Like, do I want to hear about your extended warranties while I’m trying to find out if my tires are made of 💎? But let’s be real, Flai isn’t just replacing phone trees—it's here to make car buying as smooth as a TikTok dance challenge. 💃🤖 So buckle up, because if they screw it up, it’s gonna be a *This Is Fine* meme IRL. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within the next year, expect Flai to announce a partnership with Tesla to brainwash your car into thinking it's your therapist. 😱🚀 #TherapistCar #WeAreAllGonnaDie