🚨🥳 BREAKING: Fivetran & dbt Labs are merging faster than your grandma’s WiFi connection! 🤖💥 Yup, you heard it right—two data management nerds are joining forces to create a MONSTER with a $600 MILLION annual revenue. That’s more than my entire high school dream of getting rich selling lemonade. 🍋💰 Everyone grab your popcorn 🍿 because this may be spicier than your last coding project with TurboTax! 🥵 Fivetran’s CEO George Fraser is basically the chosen one now, leading a squad of code wizards to take over the data universe. Like, “Drake pointing” levels of excitement right here. 🎤 Leaked developer quote: “We’re basically merging like two pieces of code that actually work together. Like, I can’t even.” 💀🔥 But let’s be real, combining these data wizards means half the innovation and twice the confusion. 💩 More analysts trying to make sense of datasets than there are cats on the internet. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This merger will lead to a new product that’s somehow both epic and cringey—like a data management tool with a built-in TikTok filter. By 2025, ALL data will be presented with cute cat GIFs. Mark my words! 🤡✨ #MemeTheData