🚨✨BREAKING: Five Americans Just Got Their Lives Ruined for Playing "IT Sports" with North Korea! 🥴💻💣 That’s right, fam! The Department of Justice dropped the hammer on these five tech goons for helping the Hermit Kingdom's IT wizards infiltrate a whopping 136 companies! Like, what was the plan? 🤔 *"Oh hey, Kim Jong-Un! Need some coding help? I gotchu!"* 💀💸 Meet the squad that thought they were running some secret boss level – Audricus, Jason, Alexander, Oleksandr, and... *Erick* (who clearly needs a spelling intervention) 🤡. This isn't just any cringe; this is a full-on *"This is Fine" meme* moment! 🔥💀 Sources (aka my imaginary friends) say one of them was overheard saying, "We just wanted to help them get on LinkedIn! 🤖 *Stonks!*" Bro, you literally just made your job title “International Criminal Conspiracy” – that’s a hard *Drake No* for me, dog. 🚫 But hold up, what if North Korean IT actually runs the best secret server farm? Imagine a world where their password is literally “password123” and they still manage to break through your firewalls 😂 🔥💰HOT TAKE: In 2024, their side hustle is selling "untouched" software directly to the U.S. government! Get ready for some next-level espionage delivered via TikTok! 💥🚀 #TechDegen #NorthKoreaHackerTribe Share if you LOL’d! 😂