🚨✨BREAKING NEWS: Protein Powder or Lead Soup? 🍵🤢✨🚨 👀 So, a new investigation just dropped and it turns out your protein powder might be packing more lead than your grandma’s old paint! 💪🖌️ That's right, folks! Some of these gains might come with some heavy metal vibes! 🎸😱 Imagine this convo between two bro’s at the gym: **Bro 1**: “Dude, why is your protein powder giving off that *lead* vibe?” **Bro 2**: “It's called *flavor*, bro! It’s supposed to taste like gains!” 🤣💀 And dietitians are like, “Uh, yeah. Maybe don’t chug it like it's the Fountain of Youth. No cap.” 🤷‍♂️🥴 This is fine... except it’s NOT fine. This isn’t the lead singer of a band; it’s lead in your shake! 🎤💥 Just when you thought your only concern was getting ripped, here’s a plot twist worthy of a Netflix drama. 🚀💰 The *stonks* of health gains are crashing harder than my will to stick to a diet! 📉 Hot Take: In 2025, we might see protein supplements sold as *“Lead-infused Gainz™”* – because who needs safety when you can market it as *“Extreme Muscle!”* 🤡🔥💪 Share this before you sip that protein shake, fam! Your *gains* are at stake! 🙌😂