💪🤖🔮 FIT-NESS LEVELS: OVER 9000! 🔮🤖💪 Alright, fam! 🎉 Gather 'round 'cause CNET’s resident “fitness expert” just pulled up with THE ultimate guide to tech that’s supposed to *actually* get you shredded (or at least get you off the couch for a hot sec). 🛋️💀 Honestly, isn’t it just like a robot to try to get us fit? Like, bro, I’m already working hard with my thumb-pressing workout on TikTok, fr fr. 📈 If you’re squatting under the weight of *which treadmill is the best* (spoiler: it’s the one you don’t have to run on), here’s the tea: smart rings, treadmills, and home gyms are now a thing 😒. 💰 *Leaked Quote* from a mysterious dev: “We just made fitness lazy enough for even the couch potatoes to use!” 🤣🔥 But hear me out - if you wanna look like a Greek god, you better be ready to stop scrolling and actually put down the snacks 🍕🚫. Stonks are high on tech, but low on motivation. *Drake pointing*: “Hey, you might wanna try this instead...” 👀 In summary, if you’re tryna stay fit without actually moving your body, embrace the chaos of smart tech! But here’s my hot take: by 2025, we’ll have AI personal trainers that are just TikTok influencers in disguise 😱💅. We’re talking virtual ab workouts where the instructor is a cat meme. *This is fine* while I eat chips. 🍟💥 SHARE if you relate!!