🎉🚨 GUYS, BREAKING NEWS: FITBIT IS HAVING A FIT OF DISCOUNTS! 💸💥 Forget waiting for Black Friday because those prices are already throwin’ themselves into the dumpster 🔥🔥 like your 2020 New Year’s resolutions! 💀 The Fitbit Charge 6 is chillin’ at a jaw-dropping $99.95, which, spoiler alert, is about as exciting as finding a dollar in your pocket. 💵🧐 But for real, everyone from Amazon to Walmart to Best Buy is slashing prices like they just binge-watched a season of *Queer Eye* and decided their life choices need a makeover! 🚀👗 👀 "If I wanted my wallet to cry, I’d just think about my student loans," said *a random developer* watching the Black Friday chaos unfold. 🤡💔 But wait, there’s more! Fitbit is rolling out an AI-powered fitness coach that’ll **totally** help you exercise while you’re doing the heavy lifting of scrolling through TikTok! 🙃🤖 #DegenLife But here's the kicker: We all know this is just the start of a price war, with retailers going *full Mad Max* on each other. Will the prices drop further? Maybe, or maybe they’ll rise like the cringe levels at a corporate meeting! *Cope & seethe, fam*! 🔥🔥 Prediction: By next week, tech influencers will be sponsoring their own workout channels just to flex on these weak Fitbits! 💪💥 BANGER ALERT!