🚨 FITBIT CHARGE 6: THE ALTIMETER THAT COULDN'T 🚨 🌌 So here's the tea, fam: the Fitbit Charge 6 is practically begging to be crowned the "everyday hero" of wearables 👑, but then it goes and pulls a *major* cringe move by skipping the altimeter! Like, c'mon man, how are we supposed to flex our elevation gains without a legit reading? That's basically saying "I want to climb Everest 💀" but you show up with a skateboard instead 🛹. 🌊 You've got GPS for running, swimming, and probably even doing the Macarena, but NO RISE AND GRIND SIGNAL?? This is the tech equivalent of Drake pointing left (🫵) at all the other trackers getting it *right* and saying "Not this one." 💬 I can just imagine the Fitbit devs huddling up, like: "Dude, what if we just... didn't include an altimeter?" "Based. Let's just let them figure out their own altitude! 😎" Anyways, no cap, if I wanna know how high I am, I’ll just ask Google Maps, thank you very much. 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 **UNHINGED TAKE**: The Fitbit Charge 6 is basically the emotional support animal of wearables—good vibes only, but not helping you climb any mountains. Literally. Strap in for the Charge 7 where they just give up and add emotional altitude checks instead. 🤔✨ #FitbitOrFlop #AltimeterAmiss