🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT🔥🚨 Y'all, gather 'round like we’re about to rate the best cringy TikToks because Fitbit app just dropped version 4.50 and guess what? 🥁 DRUMROLL PLEASE… it now comes with a dark side! 🌑💅 Yup, you heard that right! It’s the "dark theme" update we didn’t ask for but are getting anyway—much like that friend who still thinks dabbin’ is cool in 2023. 😂💀 Stop everything! Just in time for the big brain, Gemini-powered Coach too! 🧠✨ “Bro, I wanted fitness tips, not a goth aesthetic,” said every user ever. But fr fr, count on Fitbit to make your calories count like counting likes on your latest meme. Rumor has it 📢 leaked quotes from a dev say: “We put the fun in functional, and the dark theme in DAAAAARK!” Hype? 👀 Or just plain cringe? Now we’re all just waiting for that “Material 3 Expressive redesign” like it’s the final season of a show with a big plot twist but we still know it’ll flop harder than a TikTok dance tutorial from 2019. So here’s my unhinged hot take: in 2024, we’ll all be wearing black turtlenecks and fitting our Fitbits with a side of existential dread. Get ready. 🤖🔥💰 #FitbitDrama #DarkThemeVibes #Stonks