🔥🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, tech fam! We got big brain moves LOADING at Fireworks AI 💥! They just pulled a sneaky $254M haul in a Series C round📈—and the valuation is blasting off to $4 BILLION, making it rain 💰💰 like it’s a tech bro's last chance to live out their Elon Musk fantasy! Drake points at those stonks! 👀📉 For those who don’t know, this company is basically the magic carpet ride to AI Wonderland 🧙‍♂️, with a lil sprinkle of chaos. They’re handing out AI chips and models like they’re the latest iPhones 📱—so if you’re not on this train, cope & seethe, my friends! Belle Lin from WSJ got the scoop, but we got the *leaked* developer convo that went down: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, did you see we got $254M?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "This is fine, we still don’t know how to code." 🤡 🔥 Hot take: Forget your mom’s predictions; in 2 years, Fireworks AI is gonna *literally* control the weather with their AI. “Sorry, it’s raining code today” ☔️. Hit that share button like you’re refreshing your TikTok feed! 📲💥 #TechFlex #FireworksAI