🌌🚀🔥 **BREAKING: Firefly Aerospace is going full-on DEFCON 1 with a WILD $855 million buyout of SciTec!** That's right, folks! They’re not just blasting off to space anymore; they’re gearing up to space-military 🪐💰🏴‍☠️! Picture this: Firefly's rockets, not just carrying satellites but also in a dogfight with REBELS IN SPACE! These dudes are trying to turn “Houston, we have a problem” into “Houston, we HAVE THE MILITARY in space!” 🤡💀 #SpaceForceVibes 💸💸 Meanwhile, SciTec is like the nerdy kid in school that was always good at math 🤓, and now suddenly gets to hang out with the cool kids in the cafeteria (aka the U.S. Government). *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We thought about making games but defense contracts pay better, no cap.” 😂 In the world where Elon Musk is literally RESHAPING the universe, Firefly is out here trying to snag some of that sweet, sweet defense stonks 🍔📈. This is fine, right? (cue meme of dog in a burning room). 🚨🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, Firefly will unironically launch an army of drone-dogs that deliver nachos to your house while monitoring your TikTok for “anti-government” content. Get ready, world! 🌍💀