🚀 Firefly Space said "let's go" & filed for IPO. To the moon, baby! 💰💀 #SpaceBucks #StonkTime
🚀🔥Hold onto your moon rocks, fam! Firefly Space is blasting off into the public markets and they’re ready to take your money like it’s a snack at a bad 2-for-1 sale! 🍕💸✨ That’s right, they just filed for an IPO and they’re aiming to make us all space millionaires (or bankrupt, who knows? 🤷♂️). I mean, they did hit the Moon this year—like, can we talk about how low-key flexing that is? 🌕🤭 Leaked convo from a developer at Firefly: 👩🚀 Developer 1: "Yo, should we tell them we still use Windows 95 for the rockets?" 👨🚀 Developer 2: "Nah man, just tell them we’re innovative! 🚀💡" So, they submitted their S-1 filing which sounds as exciting as watching paint dry... but it’s got the all-important finance tea 🍵 – like a dramatic reality show where someone eventually gets voted off the spaceship (sorry, Jeff from accounting! 💀). In the meantime, Wall Street's looking at this like: Drake: "You’re doing too much!" 😬👀 Stonks lady: "I have no idea what’s happening here but I'm all in!" 📈💖 🔥⚠️ Hot take: As soon as they start accepting Dogecoin for shares, we’re all going to the moon (or crashing harder than my Wi-Fi during a Zoom call)! Buckle up for this wild ride, fam! 🤡✨