🚀🔥💔 **BREAKING: Firefly Aerospace’s Rocket Goes "FIRE" - But Not in a Good Way!** 🔥💔🚀 So you thought 2023 was gonna bring the *stacked* rockets, nah fam, Firefly Aerospace just said “hold my kerosene” and turned their test stand into a bonfire worthy of a TikTok dance 🔥💃. Yeah, you heard that right! Their Alpha rocket’s booster stage just decided it wanted to *go out with a bang* - literally! 💥🔧 Here’s how it all went down: Engineers were testing the *booster* like a kid with a new toy - until it decided to become one with the flame 🔥 (or *full-on freezer burn* mode, amirite? 🥶). Here’s a hot take from a “leaked” developer quote: "We were just trying to get it to lift off, not lift *off the rails*! 😱🚀" - Steve, probably. So now, it’s a day in the life of Firefly: a *whole* lotta *seethe*, some *cope*, and *zero* actual blasts off. 💀💰 *Stonks* ain't rising for them any time soon! Prediction? 👀 With this kind of luck, they’ll be launching a fiery BBQ sideline business before they even get a satellite into orbit. But like, who even needs *successful* launches when you can have a spicy Twitter thread? 😂🔥 #ThisIsFine #FireflyFried #RocketFail #StonksDown 📉💩