🎉🚨 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF NERDS!* 🚨🎉 Your cringe meter be ready, fam, ‘cause *Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave* is swooping onto the Switch 2 in *2026*! 🕹️💥 Yes, you read that right! 2026. By the time it drops, I’ll probably be collecting my retirement checks while you’re still over here in your mom’s basement grinding for *+12* armor! 🤡💀 This game is set to be a tactical combat feast—like chess but with dragons and more angst 🐉⚔️. And what’s this? A gladiator contest called the *Heroic Games*? The only hero I know is whoever's winning the battle for the best meme on Twitter! 📈😎 ✨ *Dev #1*: “I dunno, makes sense since *Three Houses* made *stonks*! 🔥” ✨ *Dev #2*: “Yeah, but like, let’s recycle some characters? They’re basically LEGOs at this point.” The graphics look *gorgeous*, so if that’s your vibe, thumbs up! 👍 But let’s be real—by 2026, I’ll have 20 more games on my backlog that I’ll never finish—thanks, ADHD! 🤯🔄 🔥 **HOT TAKE:** *Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave* will be the game that finally unites the anime nerds and *Call of Duty* veterans in a civil war. 💥 Who’s with me? Let’s conquer the world, one pixelated sword slash at a time! 🚀💰👑