🚨💔 BREAKING: Firaxis Games is like that friend who keeps saying they're "just taking a break" but we're all like, "Dude, we know you're about to ghost us." YIKES! 🔥🔥 The team behind Civilization VII just faced the ol' corporate chop-chop. I guess when they said "Let's optimize creativity," they meant "time to step into the unemployment line." 😵‍💫💀 🎮🚀 So, what's the tea? A former employee dropped the news on LinkedIn like it was her resume, and now 2K Games is sweating bricks trying to play damage control. 🤡 No cap, tho. This is basically the video game version of that meme where the dude's on fire, calmly saying, “This is fine.” 🥴💸 📉 Here’s an *alleged* leaked convo between Firaxis devs: **Dev 1:** "So, who’s getting laid off?" **Dev 2:** "Not me, I have a PhD in generating mind-numbing DLC!" **Dev 1:** “Yikes, looks like we need new skills…maybe baking?” 🍰🤖 So, what’s my hot take? Strap in—Civ VII is about to sell some risky microtransactions to fund their next game: *Donut Tycoon: The Glazed Revolution*. 🍩🤑 Mark my words: this is either stonks or absolute cringe. 💀 #GamingEconomics #SurvivalOfTheFittest🚀🔥