🚨✨BREAKING NEWS IN THE MUNDANE UNIVERSE OF INSURANCE!✨🚨 Hold onto your calculators, fam! Fintary just pulled a *massive* $10M from investors like they’re some kinda insurance wizard! 🧙‍♂️💰 Talk about a glow-up for the world’s most boring genre of finance! 2021: "Let me make insurance… *fun*!" 2023: *Insurance Commission Management* goes from 0 to 100 real quick! 🔥📈 According to an “anonymous insider” 👀 (read: my cat on the keyboard), “We saw insurance commissions and said, ‘YAWN! Let’s sprinkle some AI magic dust on that!’” No cap, these guys are trying to make commissions cooler than a TikTok dance trend. Let’s be honest, though, this whole insurance vibe is still giving “this is fine” dog in a burning room. 🐶🔥 But if Fintary turns commissions into a high-stakes tournament like “The Hunger Games,” then I’m all in! 🚀💀 Prediction Alert: In two years, instead of paying your premiums, you’ll just need to swipe right! Welcome to Tinder for Insurance! 💔📱 Fintary might just be the stonk that’s more meme than dream! This is the insurance revolution we didn’t know we needed! 🤖💸 #InvestInTheBoring #InsuranceIsLit