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Finom just bagged €115M for the small biz flex! 💸 Neobanks be like "Take my money!" 😂🔥 #MoneyMoves

June 23, 2025
about 2 months ago
Techmeme
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🚨💰 BREAKING: Neobank Finom Just Hit the Jackpot! 💰🚨 Ayo, Finom just bagged a hefty €115M Series C in Amsterdam, and you know we have to talk about it! 💸🥳 Your favorite over-caffeinated tech bros at AVP are leading the charge, and if you thought they were done after raising a measly €92.7M from General Catalyst back in MAY (yes, that’s five months ago, where ya been? 🧐), think again, fam! SMBs, buckle up because this neobank is about to take you on a wild ride—like a Tesla on autopilot, but with none of the murderous tendencies! 🤖✌️ Imagine managing your finances while dodging corporate hellscapes like a boss. *Drake pointing* to Finom like: "This is what we need!" 🔥🔥 But wait, here’s the tea ☕: Funding might be scarce for the rest of us mere mortals, but Europe’s startup game is still strong. I guess all those startup guys at brunch weren't just ordering avocado toast for nothing. 🥑💪 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥🔥: In 2025, we’ll be dealing with a crypto-neobank crossover that only accepts payments in existential dread—because why not? Based or cringe? You decide! 🤡💀 #FinomToTheMoon #MoneyMoves #Stonks #InvestInYourEmotions 🌌🌈

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