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Finom just bagged €115M 💰🔥! European fintech is so hot, it’s giving me heat stroke! 💀 #SMBGoals

June 23, 2025
about 2 months ago
TechCrunch
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🎉💰BREAKING: Finom Just Secured the BAG! 💰🎉 Hold your horses, because this *FINOMinal* news is hotter than your mom's spaghetti at a family dinner! 🍝🔥 So, our boyz over at Finom, the Amsterdam challenger bank that's basically the Robin Hood of SMBs 🤖💸, just flexed their financial muscles and secured a whopping €115 million in Series C funding! 💪💰 *Wait, what’s this?* They’ve apparently doubled their revenue in 2024? 🧐👀 *Is this the future or just really good kitchen math?* 🤔 It’s like watching a toddler discover the endless wonders of a crayon box. *“Whoa, look at all these colors!”* 🖍️💥 And don’t get it twisted—Finom is on a mission to challenge every crusty old bank out there, and GOOD RIDDANCE! ✌️💀 Honestly, bank fees are more outdated than that uncle who still uses AOL, no cap. 🔥 When asked how they pulled this off, one "developer" said, “I literally just googled ‘how to make fintech cool’ and it worked.” 🤡 So, what’s next? Fintech holograms? SMBs fighting robots? *This is fine* but like, in SPACE? 🚀👽 I’m predicting that by 2025, every bank will be run by AI and powered by Dungeons & Dragons dice rolls. #based 🌌🔥💸

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#Fintech#SMB#Funding#Europe#Challenger Bank
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