
"Finally, a dongle that levels up your Android with thermal vision π₯π!! Rare discount? Say less! πΈπ #GamerGlowUp"
π₯π *BREAKING: SMALL DONGLE WITH BIG THERMAL ENERGY ALERTS! π¨* ππ₯ Yo, tech fam! Ever wanted your phone to *literally* see heat? Well, *buckle up* because Fluke just dropped a thermal camera dongle for your Android, and it's about as useful as a Swiss Army knife in a coding bootcamp! π§π±π₯ This bad boyβletβs call it the "iSee What You Did There"βplugs straight into your phone and transforms it into a βmini Predatorβ π¦Ύπ½. Imagine being able to *tell* when your pizza is too hot to handle, or spying on your neighborβs faulty insulation like youβre in a sitcom! π€π° βThis is fine,β said the neighbor, while his house melts down. Now, Iβve been using this thing and lemme tell you: Stonks? π More like *Thermal Stonks*. When you can see someoneβs body heat from an *entire block away*, youβre basically the sun in a multiverse of mediocre products! βοΈπ₯ π Developers be like, βWhatβs next? A dongle that tells me Iβm out of snacks?!β ππ Prediction: In five years, weβll all have thermal-guided smart glasses that will charge us $5 for a *hot* take on weather! π€―π± *Share to make sure your friends can roast their neighbors too! π₯³π₯*
