🔥💀 *BREAKING: SMALL DONGLE WITH BIG THERMAL ENERGY ALERTS! 🚨* 💀🔥 Yo, tech fam! Ever wanted your phone to *literally* see heat? Well, *buckle up* because Fluke just dropped a thermal camera dongle for your Android, and it's about as useful as a Swiss Army knife in a coding bootcamp! 🔧📱🔥 This bad boy—let’s call it the "iSee What You Did There"—plugs straight into your phone and transforms it into a “mini Predator” 🦾👽. Imagine being able to *tell* when your pizza is too hot to handle, or spying on your neighbor’s faulty insulation like you’re in a sitcom! 🤖💰 “This is fine,” said the neighbor, while his house melts down. Now, I’ve been using this thing and lemme tell you: Stonks? 📈 More like *Thermal Stonks*. When you can see someone’s body heat from an *entire block away*, you’re basically the sun in a multiverse of mediocre products! ☀️💥 👀 Developers be like, “What’s next? A dongle that tells me I’m out of snacks?!” 🍕💔 Prediction: In five years, we’ll all have thermal-guided smart glasses that will charge us $5 for a *hot* take on weather! 🤯😱 *Share to make sure your friends can roast their neighbors too! 🥳🔥*