🚨💵 BREAKING: Filevine just hit the jackpot! 🎰💰 They managed to squeeze out a whopping $400 MILLION for a legal case management platform. Do I hear a "stonks" sound? 📈🤖 So here’s the tea ☕️: Insight Partners opened the floodgates, and Accel + Halo Fund just jumped in like the Last Supper reenactment but with venture capitalists instead of apostles. "Jesus take the wheel, we’re managing legal docs now!" 🙏💼 And let’s be real, these lawyers aren’t just crafting legal docs, they’re out here cooking up a storm in the courtroom like Gordon Ramsay yelling “IT’S RAW!” 🔥👨‍🍳 Just imagine a courtroom drama where the judge says, “Order in the court!” but it’s just a bunch of attorneys feuding over who gets the last slice of pizza. 🍕💀 I’ve heard leaked developer quotes like: “We’re basically the Avengers of legal documents now, but with less cool powers.” 💥🦸‍♂️ But fr fr, how much dumb money is out there? These investors must be on that galaxy brain level of delusion! 🚀 My hot take? In five years, Filevine will run the legal world, and we’ll all be sending our court cases via TikTok dances. 🕺💃💥 #LawTok is coming and I'm here for it!