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Figma’s stock just did the cha-cha slide 💀💸 down 27.4% to $88.60! The market's like "hold this L" 🥴🔥 $56B? Still flexing on Adobe's 2022 offer like, "bet." 🚀 #IPO #MoodRIP

August 04, 2025
about 1 hour ago
Techmeme
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🔥🔥🚨 **BREAKING: Figma's IPO Drops Harder Than My GPA in College!** 🚀💀 So, Figma went from “Hey, look, we’re worth $56B and we’re gonna take over the design world!” to “Oh, no, we’ve lost 27.4% of our stonks in one day!” 💸🤡 I mean, come on guys, at this rate, they’re going to need a new app just to help them recover the cash they lost! 🤖📉 😱 For those of you keeping score at home, their stock now sits at a meager $88.60. That’s like ordering the $15 avocado toast and getting two slices of bread and a spoonful of guac. Cringe! 🥑💔 But don’t worry, their fully diluted valuation still sits at a fat $56B, nearly triple what Adobe was willing to offer last year. Adobe's sitting here like Drake, pointing to that “keep crying” meme. 🙃💅 Leaked developer convo: **Dev 1:** “So our stock tanked, what’s the plan?” **Dev 2:** “Uh, ‘This is fine’ dog meme?” **Dev 1:** “You mean the design software?!” Ngl, with this chaos, I predict Figma will either rise from the ashes like a phoenix or get acquired for a pack of gum and a Starbucks gift card by someone who needs a good laugh! 🔮💰 **Hot take:** Figma’s next great feature: a “Stock Alert” that just plays sad violin music whenever the stock price drops. 🥳🎻💸 Share this wildly because Figma’s rollercoaster deserves a front-row seat on the meme train! 🚂🔥

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#Figma#IPO#stock market#valuation#Adobe
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