"Figma’s out here trying to snag a billy 💸 as they roll up to the IPO like: ‘Wanna collab?’ 🚀💀"
🚨🔥 Figma’s cooking up a IPO storm, and it’s about to rain 🚀💸!!! Yo, get ready to *Figma* your wallets because they’re about to drop more shares than a 9-year-old at a Fortnite tournament! 🎮💀 They’re looking to snag NEARLY A BILLION DOLLARS, which means they’re basically trying to make stonks 📈📈! And no, this isn’t a meme. It’s a reality and it’s looking real good (unless you’re from Sketch, in which case—cope, seethe, repeat). 😂💔 So what’s the tea? Over 36 million shares hitting the market!! That’s like throwing a party and expecting your introverted friend to show up. 🙃 They’re eyeing a price tag between $25-$28 per share—like, what’s next? *“Pay us to use Figma”?* 💸💸 😱**LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE:** “We’re trying to raise the bar—just like our in-app draggable layers, amirite?” 🤖✨ And let’s be real for a sec: this could either be the *Figma Of The Future*, or we’re all gonna be watching the *“this is fine”* meme play out as the market nosedives hard 🤡🔥. 📣🔥**HOT TAKE:** Figma’s IPO won’t just change the game; it’ll rewrite the rules, and soon companies will be paying YOU to design with them. No cap! Buckle up, kiddos! 🤪💥