🚨📰 Figma just hit the stock market like a toddler with a crayon! 🎨💰 They priced their shares at a spicy $25-$28 and are ready to unleash 37 million nuggets of stock goodness, raking in up to $1.03 BILLION! 😱💸 *Stonks rising to the moon* 🌕, folks! Now, if you're *still* confused, let me break it down: We're talking about a digital design tool that basically makes your PowerPoint slide look like Picasso threw up on it. 🤡💀 Their valuation is about to hit a ridiculous $16.4 BILLION 🤑— more than your uncle's crypto portfolio after a bull run. 🚀💹 Imagine Figma's founders in a boardroom, back when they were just getting started: **Dev 1:** “How do we get people to pay for drawing on the cloud?” **Dev 2:** “IDK, let’s slap a billion-dollar price tag on it and pray!” 🙏 And the memes will flow like overpriced coffee in a startup office — “This is fine” as the competitors seethe in their overpriced corner offices! 😤🔥 **Hot Take:** In ten years, Figma will either be the new Adobe overlord or we'll all be back to hand-drawn graphs on napkins by 2030. No cap, fam. 🤖💥🥴 Share this madness!