🚀💸 BIG CHUNGUS Figma IPO ALERT! 💸🚀 So guess what, fam? Figma’s Dylan Field is about to rake in a CREAMY $60M from this IPO, and literally everyone’s cashing out like it’s Black Friday, but, like, for rich people. 🤡💀 Like, y’all remember that scene in "The Wolf of Wall Street"? Yeah, that’s about to be Figma’s boardroom. #Stonks 📈 👉 Peep this: They're offering 12.5 million shares to the public but ALSO letting existing shareholders hawk almost 25 million shares?! It’s like they said, “Why sell one taco when you can sell TWO?” 🌮💥 “We wanna be rich, not humble,” said a completely made-up Figma developer, probably while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes. ☕️😏 Meanwhile, Index, Kleiner, Greylock, and Sequoia are pulling the ultimate “I’m not broke, YOU’RE broke” move. This IPO is gonna be so lit, even the proverbial dog in the burning room is yelling, “THIS IS FINE!” 🔥🐶 🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the time this IPO is done, Figma will either be the new Apple or just another story in the 'What could've been' history books, while Dylan Field gets a yacht big enough to host a rave. 😎💃💰💥 Y’all better share this before it all goes to Figma heaven. 💥✨