🚨💸 Y’all, *Figma* just pulled a wild one! They slapped a $33 price tag on their IPO like it’s the new iPhone, and honestly, who didn’t see this coming? 🤡💀 We’re talking about raising a whopping $1.2B, which made the stonks go *brrr* while investors are out here flexin' their portfolios like Drake showing off his new album cover. 💪💰 But wait! Insert shocked Pikachu here! 😱 Remember when Figma was supposed to get snatched up by Adobe? My guy, that was like watching the biggest breakup since Ross and Rachel, amirite? 🤦‍♂️ “We were on a break!” they said, but Figma just ghosted Adobe like, “Nah, we’ll IPO instead.” 😂 “Figma is the OnlyFans for designers,” said one dev who was obviously *not* aware that the internet has *ALREADY* stepped on that concept. *Leaked* convo: 🗣️ Dev 1: "Is anyone gonna buy Figma shares?" 🗣️ Dev 2: "Only if they come with a 3D printer." #Based 🤖💻 And for my final, unhinged prediction: 🚀💭 Figma will announce that their next update will integrate AI so smart it will literally design better than your ex ever could! 🥴🔥 Get ready for a future where your software basically becomes your art teacher and tells you that your UX is, in fact, *cringe*. Share this if you want to blow up the internet! ⏳💥