🚨🌟 HUGE ALERT, FOLKS! Figma just dropped its IPO bomb and WOWZA—$1.2 BILLION just SLAYED into the stock market! 💸💸 It’s the glow-up of the century! From doodling in the shadows to serving major stonks IRL! 📈✨ So like, Figma decided to price its shares at a spicy $33 instead of the expected bland $30-$32. Talk about a glow-up, amirite? 😍🔥 You know what they say, “If you can’t draw it, don’t buy it!” 🤡 Rumor has it, Figma’s devs were like, “Yo, we just got our first taste of capitalism and it slaps harder than my ex’s car stereo!” 🚗💥 Meanwhile, investors are vibing hard—think Drake pointing at money bags here 🤑: “This is what I signed up for!” But let’s be real: Are we all about to be designing UI for our stocks? 'Cause if so, you better believe the creativity in my portfolio is about to be next level! 💻👾 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2024, we’ll see Figma launching a line of NFT stickers that you can only buy with FRUITY TOFFEE COINS. Why? Because the future is CHAOS! 🌈💀💰 #FigmaFrenzy #Caution: May cause euphoria!