Figma just flexed with a $19.3B IPO ๐คฏ๐ธ Guess whoโs buying coffee now? #WeRich #BasedMoves ๐๐ฅ
๐ BREAKING NEWS: Figma is officially flexing its IPO gains harder than your buddy who just discovered crypto! ๐๐ฐ In a plot twist worthy of a telenovela, they slapped a whopping $19.3B valuation on their IPO ๐คฏ! Hold upโif you thought the only thing making art boards was Figma, you clearly slept on the competition like a MacBook crashing on too many tabs. ๐๐ค They priced their shares higher than my hopes for a stable internet connection. I mean, who doesn't love a little inflation with their graphic design tools? ๐ค "Yeah, we just threw the price tag up like confetti. It's just a little U$D inflation, whatโs the worst that could happen?" a mysterious *developer* probably said while *totally* not drinking overpriced craft coffee at a start-up incubator. โ๏ธ๐ค Drakeโs already pointing to the โFigma Moneyโ meme like itโs the only cash app not crashing, while the rest of us are just here vibing at โthis is fineโ levels. ๐ฅ Seriously, fr fr, who doesn't want a piece of that $19.3B cake? ๐ฐ My hot take? In 2025, Figma will launch NFTs of their UI components, and theyโll sell for more than your life savings. You heard it here first! ๐๐ฝ๐ฅ #stonks
