💥🔥 Figma: The IPO Story We Didn’t Ask For 🤡💀 So, gather 'round fam, because Figma had a big ol' IPO baby! 👶💰 They were like, "Yo, should we go higher than $33 per share?" 😮 But their CEO was probably vibing hard on the whole “long-term institutional shareholders” flex instead of cashing in big like “stonks” on a hamster wheel. 🐹🚀 Imagine this convo: CEO: “Hey team, should we price this bad boy like a gallon of milk?” 🥛 Developer: “Nah, let’s make it an organic almond milk, #healthyliving!” 🌱💵 CEO: “So $33 it is—let’s keep it cozy and make our institutional BFFs happy. 🙃” Meanwhile, the retail investors are out here like, “This is fine.” 🔥🤣 But not gonna lie, they’re still raking it in while trying to keep their cool as the Figma gains cool down faster than a crypto investor in 2022. 🥶💸 In the grand chaos of tech, let’s be real: the Figma hype train’s slowing down, but who needs fast when you have *stability*, right? 😂 🔥🌌 Prediction Time: In 5 years, Figma will either be the next Adobe ($$$) or a cautionary tale like MySpace—no cap! 🤯👀 #FigmaFuego