🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Fictional Gadgets Are Cooler Than Your Ex's New Flame! 💥🚨 Tired of your lame old iPhone 🤳? Wish you could call on a ghost while flexing that sweet gear? 👻😤 Say less fam, let’s dive into the wild world of fantasy tech that makes your life seem *literally* pathetic. 😔💔 🔥 **Pokémon Legends: Z-A Rotom Phone**: Not only can this bad boy snap pics like a pro, it literally helps you jump higher! 🦘💪 "Yo, when I used it to dunk, I felt like Jordan but with electric moves!" said an imaginary developer who's probably dodging Poké Balls. 💀 **Fallout Pip-Boy**: This wearable screams, "I’m ready for the apocalypse!" 🌍💥 Functionality: 10/10. Style: 1/10. "I’d wear it to brunch, no cap," said someone who’s definitely living in a dumpster. 🚀 **3 Body Problem VR Headset**: It’s like your brain doing a backflip! 🤸‍♂️ But fr fr, the app store is a ghost town. “We only have one game where you play as an angry star,” quipped a salty dev. 🔥 🕰️ **TVA TemPad**: TikTok? Just control time, space, and **your cringy dance moves** like a quantum boss. "My twerking spans epochs," chuckled an imaginary time lord. And let’s not forget the **Zelda Sheikah Slate**: If only it could stream Netflix, then we’d achieve true nirvana. 📺✨ 🔥🔥 *Hot take:* Within 5 years, we’re all using VR headsets to dodge our responsibilities while our *real lives* decay faster than AT&T’s customer service! 💰