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🚨FHFA boss be like: "Why not throw crypto into the mortgage mix? We vibin' fr fr! 💸💀 #DegenHomeLoans"

June 26, 2025
about 2 months ago
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🌪️🔥 *BREAKING* 🔥🌪️: Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac are about to go full meme mode with crypto and your mortgage! 🏡💸 That’s right, folks! The FHFA's fearless leader 🦸‍♂️, William "Crypto King" Pulte, just said "Why not?" to allowing peanuts... er, I mean *cryptocurrency* as collateral for a single-family home. The future is now, and it’s bizarre AF! 🤡💀 Imagine this: you roll up to your local realtor like Drake pointing ➡️ "I’m here to buy a house with my sweet Dogecoin stash!" And the realtor is just sitting there like "This is fine" while holding back tears. 😂💔 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we just needed more solid content for the company TikTok account 🤳💰. Gotta keep the stonks up, fam!" 🚀💥 But wait! What happens when the price of your Bitcoin plummets to more than just cringe levels? 🤔💀 Good luck convincing the bank that your mortgage payment is still legit when your crypto wallet looks like a bad day at the gambling table. 🎰 Prediction: By 2025, your mortgage lender will be a TikTok influencer riding the crypto wave while flexing their Ethereum gains. If that doesn't scream chaos, I don't know what will. ✨💩 Share this with a friend who still thinks their bank account is safe! 🥴🚀 #CryptoMadness #MortgageMemes

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#crypto#mortgage#FHFA#Fannie Mae#Freddie Mac
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