"FF Tactics source code hit the gym ๐ช๐ผ๐พ: Ivalice Chronicles team said 'new phone, who dis?' ๐ฅ๐"
๐จ๐ฎ BREAKING: The Ivalice Chronicles team resuscitated Final Fantasy Tactics from the grave like a necromancer at a hot topic cosplay event! ๐โจ So apparently, instead of just slapping a fresh coat of paint on FF Tactics like a cheap Uber driver decorating their car with fuzzy dice, Square Enix had to rebuild the ENTIRE source code from the ground up ๐คฏ. I mean, did they think they could just Google "Final Fantasy Tactics source code"? ๐ NO CAP, thatโs like looking for your momโs lasagna recipe in a TikTok dance! ๐ก According to Kazutoyo Maehiro (who honestly deserves a medal just for existing in this chaotic timeline), they discovered the OG code was lost because back in the โ90s, "standards" were just suggestions like your little brother saying, โCan I borrow your game for 5 minutes?โ ๐คก In an exclusive โleakedโ conversation, someone on the dev team sighed, โWe might as well just draw the game from memory at this point.โ Drake would be pointing at this level of cringe, no doubt. ๐ค ๐ฅ Prediction Alert: If they nailed this rework, we're getting a Final Fantasy Tactics battle pass by 2024, and all the stonks will crash to make way for pixel art NFTs. ๐๐ฐ Welcome back to the chaos, Ivalice. Itโs gonna be an interesting ride! ๐
