🔥🚨 BREAKING: Fermi is here to save us from our digital doom with a datacenter campus that’s larger than your hopes and dreams!!!! 🤡💀 Co-founded by Rick "I’m Not a Meme, I Promise" Perry, this Texas-sized tech-behemoth is aiming for the stars by 2038 🤠💥. Talk about a glow-up! 🌟 So get this: we’re all gonna throw our data into a gigantic nuclear-powered blender! 🍹💽 If you thought AI was just some overpriced monthly subscription, well guess what? We’re about to launch into an AI data-center apocalypse that makes Skynet look like a toddler’s toy! 🚀🤖 ☢️💰 "Hey Rick, how do we power the future?" says an imaginary Fermi developer. "Nuclear! Duh! Added bonus - I can finally get rid of my overpriced coffee addiction! #datacentergoals" 🥴💸 And let's be real—any company with “Fermi” in the name is either about to discover the next Einstein or explode into chaos. 💥 So prepare for a future that looks like a hacker’s wet dream while the competition seethes in the corner 🤯. Prediction time: the only thing larger than Fermi's datacenter will be the cringe fest of lawsuits from terrified neighbors! 🤷‍♂️💀✨ #Stonks #ThisIsFine #FermiFrenzy