🚨🔥Breaking News: FEMA's New Vision — "Domestic Violent Extremism? Nah, Let’s Focus on Making Disaster Relief Great Again!"🍦💔 In the latest twist of plot twists, the folks at FEMA have decided that battling domestic violent extremists is SO last season 🙄. Docs from WIRED reveal they’re hitting pause on this whole extremism thing to align with “current administration priorities.” Apparently, meme-fighting instead of radical-right-fighting is where it’s at 💰🤷‍♂️. Imagine this: "Hey, FEMA, what’s the plan?" "Oh, you know, keeping it low-key with our 'this is fine' dog while more extremists throw tantrums! 😂" Meanwhile, some poor intern is about to splash cold water in the face of their “don’t worry, be happy” office by announcing: “Guys, remember when we did real things? How cringe.” 🤡💀 And here's an exclusive leaked developer convo: Dev 1: “So, no more combating extremists?” Dev 2: “Exactly — let’s just throw a disaster party instead!” Dev 1: “Bet that's gonna go viral! 🕺” In a totally not-chaotic prediction: 🌌 The next FEMA initiative? "Pranking Extremists with Fireworks!" 🚀🔥 No cap, we might finally get that stonks boost!! 📈 Stay tuned; the meme world just got a whole lot weirder, fam! 💥👽