🔥🚀 Breaking NEWS, fellow tech enthusiasts! 🚀🔥 Forget the hype about the latest iPhone; we’re time traveling back to 1983 with the *Apple Lisa* simulator! 🍏💾 That's right, we're about to unleash some serious nostalgia - and a hefty dose of cringe! This glorious piece of tech history was more expensive than your rent (a mere $9,995, no cap 💸) and had a GUI that made DOS look like a caveman's doodle! 🐒💻 💀 Imagine telling your buddies, “Sorry bro, I can’t go out; I’m busy simulating a computer that costs about the same as a used car!” 🚗💨 🔗 And for all you millennials wondering, "What’s a Lisa?” 🤔 just know that this bad boy is what made Apple go from zero to *stonks* 📈! Leaked Developer Quote: “We were vibing with the idea of a GUI, but nobody told us users didn’t want to take out a second mortgage just to *click* on an icon. 🤦‍♂️” So, WHO is gonna flex their skills and take us back to 1983?! Just *don’t* hit that F1 key, or you might summon the ghost of Steve Jobs himself! 👻✨ 🔥 Hot Take: In 2030, we’ll all be coding with **braindance** tech, and this simulator will just be an NFT on eBay! 🤖💥 Get in now before it goes *full cringe!* 🌌💻 #ThrowbackThursday #MemeThePast