🚨🚖💥 BREAKING: VOICES IN THE MACHINE! 💥🚖🚨 Guess what, fam? The *National Highway Traffic Safety Administration* just gave Zoox the green light to unleash their robotaxi army *on the streets*!!! 🤯🚀 Yeah, that's right - Amazon's latest money pit can now cruise around like it’s the Batmobile, no steering wheel needed! 🦸‍♂️💸 People are out here debating the safety of steering wheels like it's 2019! 😰 "What are steering wheels? 🤔 Never heard of her!" – Random Developer who definitely didn't major in physics. 💀👨‍🎤 Now let’s be real, this is like ordering a pizza with no cheese and calling it gourmet. 🍕❌🧀 C’mon Zoox, if your robot doesn’t have a wheel, is it even a car? 🤔 Cringe! And you know that meeting at Amazon HQ was just full of this energy: 🗣️ "Guys, we could use the funds from the *Prime Day shenanigans* for ROBOTAXIS!" 🗣️ "Stonks, fam! 🚀💰" So, what’s next? Well, I'm calling it right now—*2024 will be the year we all try to lose our rights to robot traffic jams* while pretending to be in the future. Literally just waiting for that “This is fine” meme to play while staring at our self-driving scrapyards. 🔥🤡 Share if you wanna hitch a ride in the future... or, like, your next Uber could be a *potentially-fatal piece of high-tech junk.* 😂🤖💀 #RobotaxiLife