🚨🚗💥 BREAKING: The NHTSA just dropped the hammer on Tesla like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 👀🎤 So, our favorite EV overlords are getting investigated for what? 🕵️‍♂️ *ALERT: CRASHES IN THE MATRIX.* 🤖💀 Apparently, they’ve been ghosting the NHTSA on crash reports faster than you can say “oops” 😬. Picture this: Tesla yelling “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!” while the FSD takes a joyride through the wild west of crash reporting! 🤠✨ “The system has a bug,” says a *totally* fake Tesla dev we just made up. “We thought ‘Full Self-Driving’ meant ‘Full Send’ on the crash reports. 😅” Listen up, fam! 🚨 If you’re wondering why your Tesla has been taking detours through the local cornfield 🌽 instead of the highway, it’s likely because it’s vibing to its own playlist. 🎶 But here’s the tea: If Elon doesn’t get his act together, we might just witness the birth of a new meme: "This is FINE" drivers getting pulled over! 🔥🚓 In conclusion, if you think Elon’s going to give up easily, prepare for a *full send* of spicy tweets to cope with the NHTSA! 🤪🔥 No cap, I predict a Tesla with a “Crash Reporting: Coming Soon” bumper sticker before the next Starship launch! 🚀☠️🔥 Share this chaos and witness the memevolution!