🚨🛑 BREAKING: The Feds are pulling a “how did you even manage this?” on Ford's BlueCruise hands-free driving system, and honestly, it feels like watching a bad episode of “The Office” but with cars and lawsuits! 🤣💼💥 📋 According to sources (read: my conspiracy theories), the feds sent Ford a list of questions longer than a CVS receipt. I can already picture the scene: "So, um, why did your cars think they were auditioning for the Fast & Furious? 🚗💨💀" Remember when Ford was like, "Bro, we got this. Just chill and enjoy your TikTok while cruising"? 🤳🤯 Well, it turns out some folks didn’t get the memo! 🤡💥 RIP to those two crashes—definitely not the vibe we wanted, fam! **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just wanted to make driving a meme. Now it's a whole investigation... *sips tea* 🍵” In typical corporate fashion, Ford is probably like “This is fine” while their lawyers prepare for the Twitter mobs. 🐦🔥 **HOT TAKE**: I predict that Ford will become the “No Cap, BlueScreen” leading car seller in a parallel universe in 2030 where cars operate like meme generators. Mark my words. 🤖🚀💰